“Reblogging only for that comment!!!”
(via thatgwenchick)
once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
(Source: aprilfuckingdwyer, via kickin-incredibly-funny-shitt)
Patriarchy =
- menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK
- Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits.
(via cawcawmuthaducka)
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
(via dollar-dick-days)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?
sorry. BIG hill
(via dollar-dick-days)
true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
(via youmustnotlosehope)
mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous
(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via kickin-incredibly-funny-shitt)
"Courage can’t see around corners, but goes around them anyway."
